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[06 Jun 2007|11:42pm]

sexydrewf3_
i miss azalea park and everyone who worked there with me at that time.
1 green| what would you like, lawrence?

[24 Sep 2006|06:18pm]

__wade
today i applied at the holiday retirement home in gainesville.
2 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[05 Sep 2005|02:19pm]

__agentorange
So, if anyone has the new schedule for this week, please let me know which days I will be working.


Also, I think it is stupid as fuck that they make the next week's schedule, on the sunday before the new week. that is fucking retarded.
2 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

sad day [03 Sep 2005|04:23pm]

sexydrewf3_
[ mood | crushed ]

today is a sad day im sure for every single one of azalea park employees..if you havent already heard...lawrence, one of the coolest residents there moved to another retirement home, down the street.

reason being? straight from miss susan's mouth "he was just to much to handle"

WTF?!!!?!?

so im planning on visiting him soon...anyone in?...he also had alzheimers, which i didnt know...


neonlove♥

6 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[21 Aug 2005|10:24pm]

sexydrewf3_
so ya today at work...im passing out oatmeal and grits...just like i would on any other morning...but o no, this morning was different then alllllll other ones...as i pass out each meal of hot oats everything was fine...about half way down i catch windfull of shit straight into my nose..my first reaction was to wip my ass? no...maybe check my shoe for shit, maybe i stepped in some of sam's shit (dennis's dog).

hmm what was it...then i realize the lead suspect in this whole investigation...THE LADY WITH PARKINSONS!

the 5th row the lady who shakes alot, and sits with the spoons man...so were cleaning up and i tell susan to come smell the area, and whats on the floor...none other than a golf ball size turd...

-the end
4 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[18 Aug 2005|04:21am]

___discourseof
i know you guys miss me.
7 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[16 Aug 2005|02:58pm]

__agentorange
can somebody that has the schedule this week tell me which times i work?
what would you like, lawrence?

[15 Aug 2005|10:15pm]

sexydrewf3_
[ mood | happy ]

tonight at work...


me: so lawrence..you meet any girls since you've been here?

lawrence: (pauses for about 10 seconds) HELL NO, and im not looking for any girls!


(laughter roars from all parts of azalea until the place falls down and everyone but charlie dies)

the end...all true except the destruction of azalea

what would you like, lawrence?

[11 Aug 2005|04:42pm]

luvs_what_i_got
hey i know everyone who works at azalea has an lj so join fuckers....

XxAzaleaCorexX


oh yeh an i need someone to work sunday morning for me..pleeeeease...jt u owe me
1 green| what would you like, lawrence?

[10 Aug 2005|08:31pm]

luvs_what_i_got
like omg post ur favorite resident comment or moment

mine

ill show them never to server pop tarts again ...cheeeto chop x 5..pop tart never saw it coming
4 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[10 Aug 2005|08:26pm]

luvs_what_i_got
Papi / Charley is ok...he hit his head an he got a black eye an some bandages...he told me he went to the avenue to pick up a hooker an offered her 5 dollars...she wanted 10 so she punched him ...he said that hoe wasnt worth 5 bux never the less 10...actually words

other that that Sue is still a bitch an Nell kicks ass

oh yeh an madalyn quit "Too Hard" pshhhhh
3 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

[10 Aug 2005|02:41am]

__wade
yeah i actually spent the time to make this.
6 greens| what would you like, lawrence?

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